Guzmans

'Guzman' would be a fantastic scientific unit.

as in

Man this pepper is HOT. I'd put it around 35 guzmans!

or

How drunk was she? Five guzmans at least..

or maybe

Her dress needs to be two guzmans blacker!

think of some yourself!

Blog of a Lifetime

WELCOME WELCOME WELCOME

Welcome back faithful readers!

As you're all well aware, our blog's been off the air for far too long! After being classified as "deathly dangerous" by the USNRC, we were forced offline for several years. Well guess what, Gregory B. Jaczko? We're BACK.

and better than ever.

Now I'd be extremely surprised if you didn't know who we are already, but I'm going to talk a bit about us authors anyways. The fact I'd be surprised is not because we're so amazingly special (it is) that everyone ever should know who we are, (they should) but because I'm assuming you're our friend and not some wacko getting your jollies on reading random blogs. Speaking of jollies...

Author # 1: The Tom

This is The Tom. He's all about biking backpacking biochemistry and the color blue. He hates commas feta cheese and not drinking milk. He's a good guy.

Author # 2: The Eric

This is The Eric. He's holding the late Milosch the Fugitive Closet Bunny. Lets salute his memory right now, followed by ten minutes of silence.

thank you.

Back to The Eric- he's in love with mountains, creatures, the brewing of ales and the smoking of pipe weed. Also he's a hobbit. He's not too keen on maths, the cold, and other people.

There you have it, the blog of a lifetime. Keep checking in, we'll be putting up posts pretty soon that'll drive you wet n' wild!